She takes Prozac with Petrone,
because it makes her feel good,
like falling for bad boys
and shoplifting pantyhose
at the A&P.
Sometimes I will lift a twenty
from the collection plate
when I am a few dollars short;
God helps those
that help themselves.
We only say we are in love
because there is no term
to describe two people
too scared to let go.
She told me that it’s only a lie
if you don’t believe it
and then asked me
if her ass looked big.
We may never find the answer
in Schopenhauer or Socrates
but that girl across the bar
looks like she could teach me
a thing or two
SMG









